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Steampunk Coffee Bar Ideas

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steampunk kent

Greetings friend! May I offer you a cup of coffee? And to full replicate the experience, shall I shove the cup at you and scald your hand? Or perhaps stumble slightly while serving and pour most of the molten liquid onto your lap? Thereby deriving great pleasure? Always pleasant to hear your customer shriek “Thanks a lot!!” Would sir (or madam) like an espresso, with a bitterness that only Satan himself would enjoy? A perfect choice, if you plan to be awake for a week or more, humming and buzzing like a poorly grounded, um, person.